Batman!Simon - The Beginning.
A work by : Pippa, Katrina and Emily,
The Mysterious Mr. C
The SLCs (Silly Little Chou Chous)
Mama Duck and her Ducklings
East Sussex. Herstmonceux. Castle. Mysterious Underworld. ‘Nuff said.
Also, Pevensey Castle.
In the land of Britain, in a small village, somewhat right of centre-bottom, lies a castle. A castle that hides a hidden power of doom and delight.
The castle, innocent, with a moat, ducks, some fishes and badgers is actually a fortress, hiding a man with the powers to correct the evils of the world. A bat who thinks he’s a man? A man who associates with bats? A bat man…if you will, fully equipped with a Batcave and everything!
The story of the emergence of Batman!Simon is a long, sordid tale of revenge, lies, and rage. It’s actually a pretty damn good one, but it shan’t be delved into here. Well, I suppose this one titbit won’t hurt…
Somewhere in Brighton, a Hospital:
DOCTOR: PUSH WOMAN! PUSH!
SIMON’S MUM: OMG STFU N00B!
DOCTOR: …Well, I’m delighted to inform you that you have a son. However, most unusually…
SIMON’S MUM: What? What’s wrong with my baby?!
DOCTOR: Nothing, per se…he just seems to be wearing a … mask. A black mask. …And a cape.
SIMON’S MUM: He’s just special! Don’t judge!
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